A man cannot be a paedophile when he has a partner his own age. I like to think this statement is a true as “kale smoothies taste extra good when you add chia seeds and turmeric” or “Ryan Gosling is an ugly, bigoted jerk”. And yet that was the sentiment of my high school principal […]
I will buy my girls whatever the f*** I want and I won’t feel like an arsehole about it, alriiiight?
So, in the latest edition of How-You’re-Going-to-Fuck-Up-Your-Kids Weekly it seems gender-neutral toys are all the rage. Thanks to that momentarily awesome (now reviled) GoldieBlox marketing video I’ve been reading article, after article, after article about gender-neutral toys. They’ve become a thing. Much like lotus births. Or premastication. Or paleo baby foods. And I get it, I honestly […]
I’m 27-year-old woman. I have two daughters. And I’ve just seen my very first vulva. Actually, thanks to Honi Soit (the University of Sydney student newspaper), I’ve seen 18 of them. Eighteen magnificent vulvae in their full-frontal glory. Some are bare, others are rockin’ wicked fros worthy of an European birthing video*. All are beautiful, and […]