The Overshare: My vagina is great – thanks for asking!

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For something that has lips, vaginas don’t say an awful much. They’re sort of like camels (without the spitting – or the funky stench). Pink camels…who occasionally suffer from alopecia. They don’t have a voice but, you know, they’re kinda important. And they generally matter to us lady-folk, yeah? So why aren’t we talking about […]

Suffering from a bad case of beige vag? My New Pink Button is here to save the day! And if that doesn’t do it, the reviews surely will.

My New Pink Button

Does your vagina look like a packed kebab? Does it share the same lifeless, beige hue as your nanna’s dusty curtains? Well, look no further! My New Pink Button (sold at Amazon.com) has just the solution. Reinvigorate your lacklustre labia with a dye! You have  the choice of four colours: Ginger, Marilyn, Bettie or Audrey (because […]

So, I have this weird obsession…

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Move over Miley Cyrus, your twerking and enthusiastic support of camel toe evening wear doesn’t quite cut it in the world of weird. You might think you’ve cornered the bizarro market by donning nipple pasties and allowing a cowboy-monkey to ride you… but, ok, well, maybe I can’t top that. I do have this thing though. It’s […]

“Mummy’s vagina is NOT a bath toy!” and other bizarre things mothers of toddlers say…

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Sometimes it’s hard to find the funny side of motherhood (like when you’re using a toothpick to remove vomit chunks from your toddler’s car seat buckle). And then there are the days when you find yourself telling your nine-month-old “Mummy’s vagina is NOT a bath toy” (or something equally bizarre) and you realise you’re officially […]

While we’re dishing out high-fives, vagina-style….

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Staying true to the topic of the day, let’s enjoy this YouTube clip feminist parody of Robin Thicke’s hit Blurred Lines. The viral hit, created by a group of Auckland law students, reverses the gender stereotypes in Thicke’s popular clip by depicting nearly naked men in varying states of female domination. “Boy you’d better quit all your sexist ways. So […]

More penises? No thanks.

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If vaginas could high-five, it’s fair to say mine would’ve been in a slapping frenzy since the Honi Soit (the University of Sydney student newspaper) published 18 vulvae on it’s cover two weeks ago. It seems vulvae far and wide – bare, prickly, dangly, tucked and bushy – have been shouting a muffled “Thanks!” to the Honi […]

Oh, so that’s a vulva.

I’m 27-year-old woman. I have two daughters. And I’ve just seen my very first vulva. Actually, thanks to Honi Soit (the University of Sydney student newspaper), I’ve seen 18 of them.  Eighteen magnificent vulvae in their full-frontal glory. Some are bare, others are rockin’ wicked fros worthy of an European birthing video*. All are beautiful, and […]

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