The retraction: Only one bun now, but happy all the same.

Sorry for the kerfuffle, people, but it seems my uterine capacity is strictly limited to one. So here’s the retraction I flagged earlier, now that gestational sacks B and C decided to pack up shop and call it a day. It seems I’m only growing only one mini-human. One healthy, happily tucked-away, grape-sized human. Once again […]

So, I’m pregnant with triplets…

Ever wonder what it would be like to told you’re having triplets? Nope? Me fucking neither. It’s like wondering when eminem is going to publish a feminist manifesto, or when Taylor Swift will find true love. That shit just ain’t gonna happen. Well people, I was wrong. Wrong with a capital W(TF). It happens – […]